FHA Hell

To Whom It May Concern: I am sick of writing To Whom It May Concern. I have written numerous letters already to account for answer verify so many things, conditions, on my file to get a FHA loan that my head and Microsoft Word program are spinning. It is so mentally and emotionally exhuasting to go through all this red tape. Everybody keeps telling me the same thing. That is is a lot harder and more time consuming the get a loan approved after the 2009 financial fiasco of the real estate bubble bursting. I am a little surprised that they haven't required DNA samples to verify our identities. What?! No blood samples to check for possible foreclosure genes? This is utterly exhuasting. The moment I think I am done with submitting paperwork, they hit me with one more request. My father said he would have given up by now. Not me. I need a backyard for my kids to roam in and for my husband to cook his famous pinchos. So bring it on! Well...at least be done and say yes dear lender whoever you are. I am grateful for the wonderful landlords I have, but it would be nice to be my own. To have a little piece of the human dream, mistress of my own castle.